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Lyrics: Lavender Brown

February 21, 2012

Lover Tarot CardI GUESS I OWE IT ALL TO LAVENDER BROWN

Based on ‘Pamela Brown’ by Tom T. Hall: new words by WeenyOwl.

(You can listen to the song here.)

 

Ron’s the guy who used to snog with pretty Lavender Brown
They snogged all over Hogwarts and they snogged in Hogsmeade town
His sister used to tease him he did not know how to kiss
I wish he didn’t have to learn like this

I guess I owe it all to Lavender Brown
Ronald’s fed up with all that roaming around
After the war he wants to settle down
And I guess I owe it all to Lavender Brown

She used to buy him jewelry that was dubious in taste
And when she called him Won-Won he’d turn scarlet in the face
While Lavender turned out to be a clingy drama queen
I tried my best to stay strong and serene

I guess I owe it all to Lavender Brown
Ronald’s fed up with all that roaming around
After the war he wants to settle down
And I guess I owe it all to Lavender Brown

Though she was once my rival, and she’d never be my friend
I never would’ve wished on her that gruesome, grisly end
I never needed Lavender to perish in the war
To win Ron’s heart from her forevermore

I guess I owe it all to Lavender Brown
Ronald’s fed up with all that roaming around
After the war he wants to settle down
And I guess I owe it all to Lavender Brown

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